Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Don't Worry
As a mail carrier in Florida, I was attempting to deliver a certified letter when I heard a dog barking furiously on the other side of the door. I stepped away from the door as the homeowner appeared, and I asked that the dog be kept inside. It was too late. The little dog started yelping and jumping on me.
I froze. As the customer signed for his letter, he said, "Don't worry; he won't bite you." Just then the dog turned and bit its owner
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