Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I saw my friend walking down the street the other day. He had a canvas sack over his shoulder. I said, "What do you have in your bag?" He opened it and showed me. It looked like a whole lot of scrabble tiles. I said, "huh?" He said, "It's a birthday gift for my wife - a book from Ikea."
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