Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Politicians
A New York TV station calls the British Ambassador and asks him what he'd like for Christmas. "I couldn't possibly accept gifts in my position," says the ambassador.
The TV station insists and says he can have anything he wants, no matter how big or small. "Well if you insist, I suppose I could accept a small box of chocolates."
A month later the ambassador is watching TV when the newscaster says "a while back we asked a number of ambassadors what they'd like for Christmas. The French ambassador said he'd like universal peace. The German ambassador said he'd like prosperity for the world's poor, and the British ambassador said he'd like a small box of candy. "
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