Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Groaners
Two teenagers were found in Devonport lagoon highly intoxicated last night. Auckland police say that "one young man was drinking battery acid and the other eating fire works"
TV One News understands that the police charged one and let the other one off.
