Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
How the fight started:
I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it, he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!"
So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"
And that's how the fight started......
