Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Groaners
Jock was on his deathbed, and his life-long friend, Angus, was at his side. Jock had a special request....
"Angus, when they lay me 'neath the sod, I want ye' to bring a bottle of the finest single-malt and gently pour it over m' grave...."
Angus, horrified at the prospect, thought it over and replied, "Would it be a'right if Ah filtered it through m' kidneys first?"
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