Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a Detroit Red Wing hockey game (whose
habits partially blocked their view), three men decided to badger the
nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think i'm going to move to
Utah , there are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are
only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns
living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet,
calm voice said, "Why don't you all go to hell .... there aren't any nuns
there."