Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I was tired, so I got me one of them energy drinks... They tell you they give you a boost, give you energy, right -- give you wings? Yeah, if you drink one of 'em.
What they don't tell you: if you drink four of 'em, you're liable to be out dancing on the roof of the car, naked.
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