Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Rules to Live By
1. It's Important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It's Important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's Important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It's Important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's Important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's Important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's Important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It's Important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
9. It's Important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very, VERY important that these nine women do not EVER know each other.
Tiger Woods.
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