Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex

10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5 - Three times a day is possible
4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

and the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex...

If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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