Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
My wife and I were laying in bed last night and she began to run her fingers lightly across my shoulder. And then down my side and across my stomach. And then she stopped.
I asked, "Why did you quit, that felt good."
She replied, " I found the remote."
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