Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Jack was living in Arizona and was suffering through a very-lengthy heatwave. After he stepped out of the shower he said to his wife, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn naked like this?"
Jack's wife took one look and said, "They'd probably think that I married you for the money."
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