Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Teachers
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Johnny and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth. "You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm this old hungry fox in the last few nights ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken coop, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, 'That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!'
"My Daddy, naked as a jaybird to the hen house he crawled. Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As Daddy stared into the darkness, our old hound dog, Rip, had woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, old Rip stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's rear end!
"Miss Russell, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
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