Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Teachers
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: Where the hell do you get seven from you stupid little boy?
Johnny: Because I've already got 1 rabbit at home you dumb bitch
