Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
PLAYGROUND REPRIMAND
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Miss Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Billy, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Billy looked up and replied, Well, Miss Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!"
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