Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Teachers
According to a radio report, a high school in Queensland was faced with a unique problem. A number of Year 7 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it so she called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the cleaner. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the cleaner who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the cleaner to clean one of the mirrors.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and proceeded to clean the mirror. There have been no lip prints on the mirror since!
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