Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Blonde
Paddy and Mick were looking at a mail order catalogue and were greatly impressed. Paddy said, "Have you seen these beautiful girls and the fantastic clothes they are wearing?"
Mick replied, "Yes, I noticed, and look at the prices".
Paddy said, "Wow, they are not that expensive, I am going to place an order".
"Good idea", said Mick. "If it turns out ok I will place an order too".
Three weeks later Mick asked, "Did you receive your order?"
Paddy replied, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent me her clothes yesterday so she should arrive soon".
