Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, his hands get clammy, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck.
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