Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Blonde
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother passed away."
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home? Take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and the blonde works as usual. A couple of hours pass, and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office, and sees the blonde crying hysterically. "Are you okay?" he asks.
"No," exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!"
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