Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog, which has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
The blonde says: "I've put the dog in OUR backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"
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