Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Favorite Engineer Joke
Patrick and Seamus (Dublin Council piping engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Patrick "but we daun't harve a lodder."
The woman took a wrench from her large bag, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced "5 metres," and walked away.
Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just loike a blonde! We ask for the hoight and she gives us the length!"
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