Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Blonde
A blond cop pulls over a blond driver (this can only get better!)
“May I see your license, please?” says the blond cop.
The blond driver is very frustrated and searches through her glove box and her purse. After several minutes the exasperated blond officer says “It is the one with your picture on it!”
“Oh!”, says the blond driver, and immediately pulls out her mirror and, after checking it, hands it to the officer.
The blond officer looks at it and says, apologetically, “I’m sorry, If I had known you were a cop, I wouldn’t have stopped you!”
