Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
The doctor asked her, "What about the other ear?"
She replied, "They called back."
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