Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eight children.
The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?"
"Not if I can help it, " replied the woman.
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