Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Mothers
A little girl runs up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"The stork, dear," replies her mother.
"Mommy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" asks the girl.
"The police, dear," answers the mother.
"Mommy," says the girl, "if our house was on fire, who would save us?"
"The fire department," answers the mother.
"Mommy, where does food come from?" asks the girl.
"Farmers, dear," says the mother.
"Mommy," says the girl, "what do we need Daddy for?"
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