Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I overheard this while I was in the ice cream isle at a local Walmart Supercenter.
I passed a young couple with a little girl of about 7 or so, looking at a high cost premium ice cream. The little girl said "I don't like that kind!"
Her dad says "Why not?"
She replies " 'cause it's got REAL strawberries in it"<< Previous Next >>