Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Breakfast at Maud's
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on Maud Tresco's door.
"Morning mam, do I have something to show you! The all new A765 Supersucker vacuum cleaner, it sucks like an elephant and leaves nothing behind. Allow me to demonstrate."
"If ye must." Maud yawned.
"If you don't mind mam, I shall take the liberty of dropping this sack of cow dung on to your beautiful hall carpet." The salesman shook the bovine offering out of the sack. "But don't you worry mam, the A765 Supersucker will clean up every last piece of the cow dung. And, if there be any left after the A765 Supersucker has done it's work, I will personally eat the cow dung before your very eyes."
"I hope thee be hungry then." Maud announced. "Me electric's been cut off."
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