Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Jobs
Old Jethro and Bert were sat on the harbour wall of St. Ives, Cornwall in England, discussing their working days.
"What`s the best job you`ve ever had then Jethro?" asked Bert.
"Well Bert, I guess that be when I used to wax the legs of dancing girls up in London."
"Waxing girls legs? Be they nice girls, Jethro?"
"The prettiest girls in town, all in their twenties they be." Jethro remembered. "Five hundred pounds a day it were."
"What a job! Why didn`t you stay! If I remember rightly you be only in London a couple of days?"
"Only took a thousand with me Bert."
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