Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Sherrif Lends a Hand
Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office"?
"Yes. What can I do for you"?
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
Thank you very much for the call sir."
The next day, the Sheriff and his deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come"?
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood"?
"Yep!"
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