Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Did You Know

Helpful Hint #1

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto!The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Helpful Hint #2

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away!

Helpful Hint #3

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

Helpful Hint #4

Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

Helpful Hint #5

High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Helpful Hint #6

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

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