Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto!The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away!
Helpful Hint #3
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
Helpful Hint #4
Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
Helpful Hint #5
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Helpful Hint #6
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.<< Previous Next >>