Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Supermarket
The woman who sued McDonald's for her coffee being too hot has filed suit against Walmart. The suit states that she went into Walmart and picked out a Dale Earnhardt T-Shirt. She then went to the counter to pay for it. She was so excited about the shirt that she put it on right after she gave the clerk her money.
Here's where the lawsuit comes in. Once she got the shirt on she ran into the wall 8 times before she could get out the door.
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