Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I was wandering aimlessly through the supermarket and saw this elderly man looking a bit confused. I asked him if he was looking for something.
“Yes,” he said, “Have you seen my wife?”
“I don’t know her,” I said.
“Have you seen a beautiful tall girl about 25, with a wonderful smile, long legs, and a miniskirt?”
I looked at him in disbelief. “No”
"It’s just that I was dstracted by her and now I’ve lost my wife.”
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