Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Last week I purchased a packet of animal biscuits. On the packet it read “Do not consume if the seal is broken”, sure enough.. broken seal, turtle, horse, the whole team. Had to throw the whole lot in the bin
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