Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I cut a feller off recently, getting into a parking spot, & he rushed over & tapped on the window, but I could see he was too short to see over it, so I rolled it down & he said "I'M NOT HAPPY!!!"-
so I said "well which one are you,--- Grumpy?"
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