Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
GOING BLIND
Husband and wife are shopping in Woolies when the man picks up a carton of Fosters lager and sticks them into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on offer, only $20 for 24 cans', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies.. 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF FOSTERS AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE………!!!!
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