Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Grandparents
A young boy went to the circus and saw the clowns turning cartwheels. He was fascinated by this and for the next couple of weeks, turned cartwheels all over the house, driving his parents crazy. Finally, his mother told him it was a sin to waste so much time, and to go to confession and ask forgiveness.
The kid went to confession, and when he told the priest he'd been turning cartwheels, the priest said, "I'm sorry, my son, I don't understand...show me what you mean."
So the kid goes out into the aisle and starts cartwheeling, up and down the floor....
Two old biddies watched in horror, as they waited their turn in the booth...one nudged the other and whispered, "For the love of Christ, woud you look at the penance the damned old fool's givin' out today. And me without my best knickers on!"
