Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
HEARING
Two men were facing each other on the train. “I always knew my hearing wasn’t good,” said one, “but I never thought this would happen. I must have gone stone deaf. Here you’ve been speaking to me for over an hour and I can’t hear a word.”
“I wasn’t speaking,” said his companion, “I was only chewing gum.”
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