Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Missing Money
A couple are celebrating their fifieth wedding anniversary, they go down to their old school. There, in a corner they hold hands as they find their old desk wher he had carved, "I love you.Sally."
On the way home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car in front of them. She picks it up an counts 50 thousand dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give it back".
She say, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she hides it in the attic
The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They ask, "Pardon me, did any one in this house find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She say "No."
The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the money and hid it in the attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."
So they sit the man down and begin to question him. One FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, Well, my wife and I were on our home from school...."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says,..............."Lets get out of here."
