Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
Pat and Mike were very good friends. One day Pat came over to Mike's house to visit, but when he entered the home, Mike wasn't there. Mike's wife was holding their baby and trying to put up curtains at the same time.
She said, "Pat, I'm glad you came, would you mind holding the baby while I finish the curtains?"
A few minutes later, Pat came in and said to Mike, "How ya doin, Mike?"
Mike replied, "I'm holding my own".
That's when the battle started...
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