Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped in the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again & again while two birds sitting on a branch nearby watched his sad efforts.
Finally, one bird turned to the other and said, "Dear, I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
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