Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
Mary, a fine Irish girl meets father Flamagan one day on the street....
"Ah, Mary, how's married life for ye? Has it really been two years since I married ye to Seamus O'Riley?"
"Yes,Father," she replied.
"Well, Mary lass, where's the children? Haven't ye started a family yet?"
"We've tried, Father, but no luck so far."
"Mary, I'm goin' to Rome this weekend for a conference. I'll light some candles for ye..."
Five years later, they meet again, and Mary is surrounded by kids, including two sets of twins... "Mary, I see your family is growing at last...and where's Seamus these days?"
"He's in Rome, Father, blowin' out yer damned candles!"
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