Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
Mama goes shopping and scrutinizes everything. Here is how her shopping went..
Mama: "I don't like the looks of this whitefish."
Merchant: "Lady, for looks you don't buy whitefish; you buy goldfish."
Mama: "Oy, and this chicken, it has a broken leg."
Merchant: "Look lady, you gonna eat it or dance with it?"
Mama: "And before you weigh the meat, take out the bones."
Merchant: "Lady, I buy with bones; you'll buy with bones."
Mama: "I don't pay with bones."
Merchant: "All right, no bones."
Mama: "Thank you, you are a gentleman. Now put the bones in a separate bag for soup. And never mind the meat. I don't like your meat anyhow."
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