Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
A doctor was haveing an affair with his nurse.Shorlty afterward she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know,he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
'But how will i let you know the baby is born? 'she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write' spaghetti' on the back" .
Six months went by, and then one day the doctors wife called him and said," Dear, you received a very strange postcard today.'
The doctor said,' Just wait until i get home and i will explain it to you.' He came home home,read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. After paramedics had rushed him to the hospital emergency room thewife picked up the card and read: Spaghetti;spaghetti,spaghetti,spsghetti- two with sauage and meatballs;two without.
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