Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep.
Rather than wake him, he quietly pinned to the man's shirt a note saying, "As long as you're asleep, you still have a job. But as soon as you wake, you're fired!"
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