Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
(A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...")