Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Husbands
Harvey and Mabel are getting ready for bed. Mabel is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
"You know, Harvey, "she comments. I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of theHindenberg!
"She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."?
Harvey studies Mabel critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, “Well.. there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
He never heard the shot
