Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Bob and Hank are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and golf.
All of a sudden Hank says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Bob sips his beer and says, "you better think that one over Hank.... women like that are hard to find