Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Husbands
A husband and wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her,
"Just so you know - I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
With that, the wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
