Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Husbands
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. When the police officer asked for a description, she said, "He's 35 years old, 6-foot 4, dark hair and eyes, athletic build, 190 lbs, soft-spoken and is good to the children.
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 5, fat, bald, has a big mouth and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
