Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
I have tulip wallpaper on my phone, and my computer screen. There's a picture of tulips on the wall in my bedroom. I always wear a tulip print blouse and I have a tulip phone case. And you know what? What? My boyfriend always brings me roses.
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